Alh8ines ereunes edeiksan oti...
1. An tsirizes gia 8 xronia, 7 mhnes kai 6 meres 8a dhmiourgouses hxhtikh energeia pou 8a arkouse gia na zestaneis mia koupa kafe.
...De nomizw oti aksizei ton kopo...
2. An...klaneis (me to mpardon) sunexws epi 6 xronia kai 9 mhnes, parageis arketo aerio gia na ftiakseis mia ATOMIKH BOMBA!
...OMG...
3. O orgasmos enos gourouniou krataei 30 lepta!
...OK, sthn epomenh mou zwh 8elw na eimai gourouni!!!...
4. An xtupas to kefali sou ston toixo xrhsimopoieis 150 8ermides thn wra.
...DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!...
5. Oi an8rwpoi kai ta delfinia einai ta mona onta sthn gh pou kanoun sex oxi mono gia thn anaparagwgh alla kai gia euxaristhsh.
...Gi' auto o Fliper sunexws xamogelouse XD...
...Ts ts ts...Kai ta gourounia 30 lepta orgasmo...Atimh fush!!!....
6. O poio dunatos mus sto swma mas einai h glwssa.
...Auta einai... XD
...Akoma na to xwnepsw auto gia ta gourounia...
7. Oi deksioxeires an8rwpoi zoun kata meso oro 9 xronia perissotero apo tous aristeroxeires.
...An xrhsimopoieis kai ta 2 xeria ti ginetai?!...
8. To murmhgki mporei na shkwsei 50 fores to varos tou, na trabhksei 30 fores to varos tou, kai peftei panta apo thn deksia pleura otan zalistei.
...Opoios ka8hse na kanei auth thn ereuna eilikrina den paleuetai...Kai mporw na ma8w apo ti skata zalizontai ta murmhgkia?!...
9. Oi polikes arkoudes einai aristeroxeires.
...Ara zoun 9 xronia ligotero apo tis deksioxeires sumfwna me parapanw ereuna...ELEOS ti allo 8a akousoume!!!...
10. To gatopsaro exei parapanw apo 27.000 geustikes apolhkseis.
...Ma ti einai TOSO nostimo pia ston pato ths limnhs?!...
11. Oi psulloi mporoun na phdhksoun 350 fores to mhkos tou swmatos tous. Einai san na phdaei enas an8rwpos ena oloklhro ghpedo podosfairou.
...30 lepta...Ma 30 lepta?! Ta gourounia?!?!?!...
12. Mia katsarida zei gia 9 meres xwris to kefali ths mexri na pe8anei apo asitia.
...Kai meta ap' ton "Akefalo Kavalarh" erxetai h "Akefalh Katsarida"! :S MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!...
13. To arseniko alogaki ths Panagias de mporei na ekspermatwsei oso to kefali tou (to panw...) einai sundedemeno me to swma tou. Etsi to 8ulhko to boh8aei thn katallhlh stigmh apokefalizontas to.
...Kane gunaika na deis kalo 8a skeftontai oi antres pou to diavazoun twra...Ena einai sigouro...Ta gourounia pernane kalutera!!!...
14. Ta liontaria zeugarwnoun 50 fores thn hmera.
...Sunexizw na 8elw na eimai gourouni...Protimw thn poiothta apo thn posothta...
15. Oi petaloudes murizoun me ta podia tous.
...no comments...
16. To mati ths strou8okamhlou einai pio megalo apo ton egkefalo ths.
...Kserw atoma me to idio akrivws provlhma...
17. Ta xrusopsara den exoun egkefalo.
...kai tetoia atoma gnwrizw...
Thanks to Natassa gia tis prohgoumenes ereunes...
...Ena pragma 8a pw...
!!!!!!!!!!!KWLOFARDA GOYROYNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAI SYNEXIZOYME...
18. Mia kamhlopardalh mporei na ka8arisei ta autia ths me th glwssa ths.
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!! :S...
19. Ekatommuria dentra futeuontai kata la8os apo skiourous pou 8avoun sporous kai ksexnane pou tous krupsane.
...mhn anhsuxeis giagia mou den exeis mono esu alzhaimer XD...
20. To na fas ena mhlo einai pio apotelemsatiko apo enan kafe gia na krath8eis ksupnios.
...ena mhlo thn hmera loipon ektos apo ton giatro kanei kai ton upno pera...
21. Ta murmhgkia otan ksupnane tentwnontai.
...misoun kai th Deutera?...
22. Oi odontovourtses xrwmatos mple protimountai apo ekeines me xrwma kokkino.
...nai einai pio chic!...
23. To an8rwpino organo pou mporei na aukshsei to mege8os tou kata 20 fores einai.........h korh tou matiou!
...ts ts ts...ma pou phge to ponhro sas mualo pia?!...
24. Kanenas an8rwpos de mporei na glupsei ton agkwna tou.
...paw stoixhma oti an oxi oloi, sxedon oloi apo esas pou molis diavasate to mhnuma auto prospa8hsate na gleipsete ton agkwna sas...
25. Ta delfinia koimountai kai ksekourazontai me to ena mato anoixto.
...kai fxaristiountai upno etsi?!...
26. Ta nuxia twn xeriwn megalwnoun 4 fores perissotero apo ta nuxia twn podiwn.
...kala pou mou to 8umhses...8elw manikiour...
27. Einai adunaton na fternisteis me ta matia anoixta.
...APSOYYYYYYYYYYYY!.........ontws...
28. Mia stagona ladi ston kinhthra einai ikanh na kanei 25 litra nerou mh posimo.
...na kai ena oikologiko mhnuma...
29. Oi ximpatzhdes kai ta delfinia einai ta mona zwa mazi me ton an8rwpo pou mporoun na anagnwrisoun ton eauto tous ston ka8reuth.
...exete dei igkouana na koitazetai ston ka8reuth?! Hahahahahaha nomizei oti einai ex8ros kai to koutoulaei!!! Gi' auto osoi exete igkouana prosoxh...MAKRIA APO KA8REYTES!!!...
30. To gelio kata th diarkeia ths hmeras kanei ton vradino upno kalutero.
...to gelio dinei zwh!...
31. Otan lipo8umame peftoume panta apo ta deksia gia na prostatepsoume thn kardia.
...ti les twra...
32. H sexoualikh praksh tou taurou mazi me ton orgasmo diarkei 11 deuterolepta.
...ELEOS...zhhhhhhlia pswwwwwwwra ta gourounia exoun orgasmo 30 leptwwwwwn!!!...BTW, mallon gi auto exoun kerata ta taurakia XD...
33. H katsika enw mporei na anevei skalopatia de mporei na ta katevei.
...ntoin?!...
34. Kata meso oro xanoume 6 mhnes apo th zwh mas perimenwntas sta fanaria na anapsei prasino apo kokkino.
...nai alla ama perasoume me kokkino 8a xasoume olh mas th zwh re file!...
35. Ta pontikia den kanoun emeto.
...edw trwne ka8e m*****a pou vrisketai sto perasma tous o emetos se peirakse!?...
36. Ena pothri ouski exei ises 8ermides me ena piato makaronia.
...kai meta sou lene pies gia na ksexaseis...ti na ksexaseis mwre?! Meta skeftesai apo pou phres ta kila!...
37. Mexri ton evdomo mhna ths zwhs tou ena mwro mporei na anapneei kai na katapinei tautoxrona.
...WTF?!...
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